Tina and Pat, Why Can't We Be Friends?

Papa Razzi and the Photogs

The Maniac Genius Piano Song Person Again

2 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS • JAN 30 2012

Album tracklist

The Pippa Middleton Great Song

01:47

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Are So In Love

01:26

Elle Fanning, You Are a Movie Star Girl

01:06

Bianca De La Garza is My Favorite Boston Newscaster Lady

01:52

Jon McShane, The Great Soccer Player Man

01:30

Kevin Bacon, What is Your Favorite Breakfast Food?

01:19

Zachary Levi is a Wonderful Man

01:43

Kellan Lutz, Ladies Want To Kiss Your Face

02:09

Steven Soderbergh is a Genius Director Man

01:37

My Song About PT Anderson

02:20

Melissa McCarthy, Everyone Loves You Because You're Great

01:30

Robert Downey Jr. is Awesome

01:29

J. J. Abrams is Brilliantly Great

02:02

Skier Girl Lindsey Vonn Has Got It Goin' On

01:07

Oh, Serena Williams!

01:20

Chloe Moretz is a Great Actress Girl

01:04

Nathan Fillion, You Do a Good Job on Your Movies and Stuff

01:43

Darren Criss is a Great Actor and Singer Guy. I Respect Him So.

01:45

Mark Salling is a Great Rebel Music Singer Man

01:37

Harry Shum Jr. Knows How To Dance. Yes.

01:46

Jenna Ushkowitz, Everyone Loves You

01:56

A Musical Celebration of William H. Macy, The Splendid Man

01:22

That Plato Guy Was a Fine Philospher Human Man

01:47

How 'Bout That Genghis Kahn Ruler Guy? He Was Something, Eh?

01:28

The Best Mother Teresa Song Ever Made

01:05

A Song About The Rebel Guy Called James Dean

01:22

Teddy Roosevelt Was an Outdoorsman Presidential Legend

01:05

Booker T. Washington Was a Smart and Nice Person

01:14

Mitt Romney For President

01:26

Newt Gingrich For President

01:17

James Fenimore Cooper Wrote Good Books, Yes He Did

01:11

Finally, A Song About George Gallup

01:31

Brigham Young is One Of My Favorite Mormans

01:25

Sam Walton Was a Great American

01:11

William James, You Are a Great Philosopher Man

01:06

Bill James is a Baseball Stat Genius With a Great Brain

01:49

(I Have Trouble Understanding The Works of) William Faulkner

01:33

Joseph Smith Was a Fine American Religion Man

01:08

Margaret Sanger Was a Great Birth Control Lady!

01:30

Frederick Law Olmsted Was a Great Landscaper

01:32

Eleanor Roosevelt

01:37

Earl Warren Was a Supreme Genius Great Man

01:23

Diane Sawyer is a Fine New Woman

01:42

Gary Tanguay, You Have a Great Broadcaster Voice, Yo

01:20

Ed Harding, I Like Watching You on The News, Sir.

01:53

Jim Braude is a Great Opinionated News Person

01:24

Harvey Leonard is a Great Weatherman, Indeed

01:28

Ralph Lauren, You Design Great Stuff

01:30

Tiger Woods Good Golfer Person I Like Him

01:24

Michael Phelps Swims Better Than Other People Do

01:09

Willow Smith Sings So Great, Don't You Think?

01:13

Emma Roberts, You Are Your Great Own Person. I Like You.

01:42

Olivia Wilde is a Pretty Actress Girl

01:52

Shailene Woodley is a Great Actor Woman, And Cute!

01:20

Nastia Liukin is a Gold Medal Beautiful Athlete Woman

01:20

Victoria Beckham is a Great Woman

01:45

Tom Menino is a Great Mayor of Boston

01:35

In Defense of Caitlin Upton, The Beauty Pagent Girl

01:50

Kate Upton, Everyone Loves You.

01:43