He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?

Kid Kazooey and His One Man Klezmorkestra

WE'RE NOT KIDDING! A TRIBUTE TO BARRY LOUIS POLISAR

4 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS • OCT 10 2009

Album tracklist

1

All I Want is You

02:39

2

My Brother Thinks He's A Banana

03:00

3

01:25

4

02:25

5

My Brother Threw up on my Stuffed Toy Bunny

03:08

6

With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss

02:34

7

01:53

8

Shtek Nit Dayn Finger in Der Noz (Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose)

03:18

9

I Wanna Be Your Baby

03:04

10

04:13

11

02:35

12

Never Cook Your Sister in a Fryng Pan

02:36

13

02:56

14

02:04

15

Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car

02:00

16

You Can't Say 'Psbpsbpsb' On the Radio

01:55

17

Shut Up in the Library

02:39

18

I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole

02:15

19

Hey Jack, What's in the Sack?

03:23

20

The Alfabet Song

02:06

21

I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name is Cat

02:13

22

He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?

04:15

23

When Suzie Sneezed

03:05

24

What if a Zebra Had Spots?

01:43

25

You're As Sweet as Sugar on a Stick

01:47

26

I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair

02:13

27

A Clock Without a 'C'

02:14

28

I Wanna Be a Dog

01:15

29

I Didn't Mean To

02:46

30

All I Want is You (redux)

00:20

31

Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around

01:31

32

The Apple of My Eye

02:46

33

Our Dog Bernard

02:35

34

I Love Your Eyes

01:55

35

02:29

36

Lullaby For a Crying Baby

04:10

37

Don't You Cry, Now Don't You Fuss

02:24

38

That's What Makes the World Go 'Round

02:15

39

Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan

02:48

40

I Wanna Be a Dog

03:07

41

01:42

42

Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose

02:09

43

I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean

03:28

44

I Never Did Like You Anyhow

01:23

45

'Doo Doo' is a Bad Word

02:18

46

Go and Hush the Baby

02:23

47

I'm a Three-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur

02:58

48

I Looked Into the Mirror, What Dd the Mirror Say?

02:53

49

C'est Toi que j'veux (All I Want is You)

02:48

50

My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz

00:26

51

Trouble...What Trouble?

04:06

52

I Never Rode the Railroads

01:50

53

I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole

02:33

54

We Don't Have To Share

03:34

55

Lucky To Be Alive

02:24

56

When the House is Dark and Quiet

01:47

57

A Clock Without a 'C'

03:17

58

02:28

59

The Tushie Song

00:55

60

All I Want is You

02:13

WE'RE NOT KIDDING! A TRIBUTE TO BARRY LOUIS POLISAR

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He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?

2009 Barry Louis Polisar, others