Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

YMH Studios

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping! read less

Our Editor's Take

When it comes to the funniest dudes, dads, and comedians, Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast is a great place to visit. Standup icons Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky host some of the best names in comedy. This husband-wife duo, who also goes by "the main mommies" nickname, loves to laugh and knows who to invite for a good time.

Each week, these Netflix comedians sit down with stars such as Joe Rogan, Garth Brooks, and Danny Brown. The hosts love to chat about everything, whether horrible or hilarious. They joke about it all on the Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast.

Tom talks to his comedy buddies, too. Dudes like Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Bill Burr all bring their unique style of humor. Many other guests appear on the Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast to join in on the fun. With so many comedic styles on the show, there is something for all sorts of comedy fans to laugh at.

The main mommies aren't only providing laughs for their listeners. This podcast also covers topics making an impact on the world today. The latest political events, cryptocurrency, and celebrity drama are all discussion points. Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura find laughs in the mundane aspects of life. No matter where this comedy podcast goes, a good time may follow.

Listeners can listen weekly to find out what the main mommies will say next. This is one comedy duo fans won't want to miss.

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Episodes

Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786
20-11-2024
Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786
Get your original Tim Segura Portrait over at the YMH Store: https://store.ymhstudios.com/products/smooth-operator-autographed-8x10-print Christina just released her brand new shades of lipstick, Atomic Red, Berlin and Madison: https://christinap.com/collections/christina-p-lipsticks SPONSORS: Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code: YMH to receive your first month FREE. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open. Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones. We also have a #YMHExclusive that'll bring a smile to your face and Tom hypes up a jacket. The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 786 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785
13-11-2024
What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse Visit https://bluechew.com with promo code YMH to receive your first month FREE. Go to https://HelixSleep.com/YMH to get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase and FREE Bedding Bundle with any Luxe or Elite mattress order. Head to http://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 785 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784
06-11-2024
A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Rawlings | YMH Ep. 784
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Head to https://CoorsLight.com/YMH to get a Coors Light delivered straight to your door. Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back together for a very presidential episode! Tom opens the show with an audio clip of President Lyndon B Johnson ordering some new pants, before playing a message from the brand new president of YMH Studios New Christine! She's got some BIG ideas to make the show greater and is really into cactus videos for some reason. Tim and Tina then move on to discuss some trending killers from TV, including the Dating Game killer, the Menendez brothers, and on that same topic, they also address the Garth Brooks allegations. They also share some stuff they're dealing with in their personal lives, talk about #FartWalk, laugh at some old men doing silly things, check out a tight realtor, and speculate on what's happening with Frankie Valli. Tom and Christina also get a massive surprise visit from comedian Donnell Rawlings to cap things off! This is a great episode, so pull up them jeans and try it out, we got some real slick stuff here. Your Mom’s House Ep. 784 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781
16-10-2024
Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: -Right now you can get 3 Day Blinds buy one get one 50% off deal on custom blinds, shades. shutters, and drapery. Just head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH. -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM -If you want to get in on the delicious protein-packed nutrition today, head to https://Orgain.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your order This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Christina are still basking in the fabulous glow of Fancy Chef's recent visit! They recap how the day went and feel so appreciative of everyone here at Studio Jeans that helped pull it off. Tom next opens the show with a clip of an overeager lower lip lover, which leads to a conversation about public displays of camel toe making a comeback. They also check out a clip of some little league aggression, some touchless tantric massaging, and read an email about a fat methhead. Tim and Christine are then joined by former Peloton instructor and fitness influencer, Kendall Toole! Tom is a big fan of hers and the reasons couldn't be more obvious. Kendall shares her journey through life and proves that hotness doesn't mean you're immune to adversity or mental health issues. Kendall had to grind, much like the wheels on a spin class bike, to get the life and physique she shows off today. The trio also talk about the Double Soul Shaman, the fat shaming honesty people from foreign countries have, plus Kendall reacts to some classic cool guy clips and experiences Christina's TikTok curations. Now get back on the bike, pig! Your Mom’s House Ep. 781 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 780
09-10-2024
The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 780
SPONSORS: - Save time and money on providing a financial safety net for your family. Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. - Choose chill and Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use the code YMH! - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse, all lowercase This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, get ready to experience the fanciest episode of all time! Tom and Christina are joined by the one and only fabulous Fancy Chef! Before Chef lights the fires, Tim and Christine open the show talking about some tit cancer treatments and some hot survivors of this not so hot disease. They then open the show with a clip of Fancy Chef announcing his intentions to make his way to Texas! Tom also shows off some great finds including a really cool lady talking in the tub and the YMH staff details the elaborate process of booking Fancy Chef for the show. Fancy Chef makes his anticipated entrance and joins the Main Mommies to talk about his life, kitchen experiences, and how fancy Fancy Chef really is. After chatting with Tim and Christine, Chef gets going with crafting a complete 5 course meal live in YMH Studios! While Chef cooks each dish, Tom and Christina continue chatting about some cool gals, the Menendez brothers, their favorite dining spots, and Josh Potter's eating habits. Chef eventually gets cooking and serves dinner before sitting down with Tom and Christina one last time to express his gratitude for sharing his food with them. Hope you're hungry, because this is a wild, not to be missed episode for sure! Your Mom’s House Ep. 780 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779
02-10-2024
Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779
Get tickets for Tom's show at Madison Square Garden at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Get up to 60% off at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by NTP host and AJ Soprano himself, Rob Iler! Before Robby enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina spar about some recent nighttime behaviors and an update on Christina P's Christina T's. Tom opens the show with a really cool unc with a really cool demand, before Christine gets on a soap box and goes on a tirade about a new type of Barbie she's seen around town. The Main Mommies also check out some more Fancy Chef vids and keep the hype train chugging. Rob Iler joins Tom and a strangely silent Christina to talk gambling, men's retreats, jury duty, plus size park hoppers, and Fancy Chef. Tom also grills Rob on some of the weirder aspects of his personality that the studio staff have picked up on over the last year of working with him. They also read an email about a colostomy bag sex worker and watch some clips of a transactional relationship involving sniffing sneakers. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 779 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778
25-09-2024
Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction Drama | YMH Ep. 778
SPONSORS: - Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH to learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use YMH at checkout. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code YMH at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Corey Taylor of Slipknot! Mommy Christina makes her return to the show after her short hiatus getting Oasis back together! Christina is so glad to be back she even cries some happy tears, she brings us all up to speed about what she's been up to and how she's been feeling. Tommy Buns opens the show with a clip of a guy with some cool advice, which leads to Christina criticizing the inclusivity of the show Bridgerton. This TV gripe inspires Tom to share his own, true crime documentaries focus too much on the victims. Tom also brings Christina up to speed with Fancy Chef and even gets him on the phone to book him for YMH. The main mommies also dive deeper into Oasis, washcloths, a new heir to Fedsmoker's crown, and some cool clips of hole care and chiropractic magic. Corey Taylor then joins the show to talk about Slipknot's (the album) 25th anniversary, Iowa, and how the band has sustained after all these years. Tom and Christina also get Corey's thoughts on Oasis getting back together, Perry Farrell fighting Dave Navarro, and Dave Grohl's shocking baby momma drama. Corey also checks out some Horrible or Hilarious clips and also indulges in some of Christina's TikTok curations. This is a really HIGH and TIGHT episode! Your Mom’s House Ep. 778 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777
18-09-2024
Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777
SPONSORS: - If you want to get in on the delicious protein-packed nutrition today, head to https://Orgain.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your order. - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code YMH at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and advice champ, Brian Simpson! Tommy Bunz and Baby Face Brian have a lot to talk about this week, as Tina is suspiciously silent once again. Tom opens the show with a clip of some women on a retreat screaming and yelling about something. Not sure what, I wasn't really paying attention. After that they check out some clips of other white women doing white women stuff, one of which is excited about some black singers and the other who does not match the voice she speaks with. Next, Tom introduces Brian to his latest obsession, a content creator who goes by many names, but we will refer to him simply as Fancy Chef! Fancy Chef really needs to be seen to believed, not even joking. I mean, it has to be a bit, right? Chime on how legitimate you think this is below. Tom and Brian also get into some emails and Brian dishes out some solid advice for the concerned listeners. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some clips of really cool guys doing really cool stuff, do some master of accents, and much more! This one feels like a real classic YMH, so try it out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 777 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773
21-08-2024
Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773
SPONSORS: - You gotta check out the new softside Luggage from Away. Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/ymh - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, there's a new mommy on the block! Tom opens the show test driving New Christine and she (and Tom) couldn't be happier for her to be on the show! OG Christina appears for a proper show opening as Tom indulges her with a clip of a cool guy who's hungry for some booty. Christina updates us on her treatment and shows off her much smaller chest in the process. The ta-ta's are still in progress though, so stay tuned. She also shares stories of some disappearing hamsters and checks out some comments from fans showing some love and support. Duncan Trussell makes his return to Studio Jeans and he's looking fresh. He credits this to his recent life-changing shaming rituals. He rants about babies being too soft, how sleeping on hard surfaces makes stronger people, the weaknesses of men's retreats, and the glory of the Double Soul Shaman. New Christine has some thoughts about Duncan, while Tom and Christina pick his brain about death by intercourse and vanilla search histories, plus they share some of Christina's wonderful curations, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 773 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Popular Music Sucks w/ The Black Keys | Your Mom's House Ep. 768
17-07-2024
Popular Music Sucks w/ The Black Keys | Your Mom's House Ep. 768
Asheville, NC and Roanoke, VA! Tom is coming to you! Get tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour! SPONSORS: -Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save -Head to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use the code YMH at checkout for 15% off. -Check out the new softside Luggage from Away at https://awaytravel.com/ymh -Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://babbel.com/YMH My brother didn't believe me, but he believes me now, Tod and Kristine are back again! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies talk about a ding dong on Christina's nose, Tom's hot and spicy gas, before opening the show with a clip featuring Noel Gallagher of Oasis sharing some colorful thoughts on people in the world. They also call up Brenden the YMH merch guy to discuss their recent fixation on taking calls on the toilet. They also check out some clips about piggy parties, pronoun fun, and mermaid tail etiquette. Christina and Tom welcome musical duo, The Black Keys aka Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney. They just cancelled their recent tour, so they've got some free time and share why that even happened in the first place. They talk about how they got together, their early success, and drop a YMH exclusive concerning whether or not they've gone airtight together. The Black Keys also run a gauntlet of Horrible or Hilarious clips from Tom, talk some trash about popular musicians, discuss the differences between bombing on stage doing comedy vs live music, and so much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 768 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices