Short Songs With Long Titles

16 SONGS • 10 MINUTES • JUL 09 2022

1

Hi there. We Aren't Calling About Your Car's Extended Warranty But Since We already Have You on the Phone Let's Talk About Your Cars Extended Warranty

00:51

2

If You Repeatedly Fart in Your Car with the Windows Up You Can Call It "Fartboxing"

00:44

3

The Worst, Longest, Life Changing Acid Trip of My Life Part 1: These Doses Are Totally Fake. I'm Going to Eat the Rest of the Strip

00:14

4

Once You Get Over Your Fear of Dying the Only Thing Left to Fear is the Burden of Your Loved Ones Paying for Your Funeral in This Economy

00:33

5

I Found Out I Was Lactose Intolerant at My 4th Birthday Party While Eating My Ice Cream Cake

00:35

6

And To This Day I STILL Can Not See Burnt Bacon Without Thinking About That Flaming Cop Car

01:09

7

Bringing Up the Fun Fact That the Actor That Played the Hospital Technician in the Exorcist Murdered Someone in Real Life Will Not Help You Make Friends

01:10

8

Some Say the Last Time They Were Seen was Heading into a Wal-Mart Bathroom to do K off Each Others Genitals.

00:32

9

There Are Many Jokes That Can Be Made But None of Them are as Funny as Your Attempt to be a Functioning Human Being

00:52

10

Your Friends Don't Secretly Hate You But They Do Think Your Taste in Music is Atrocious

00:07

11

What can I say? That Just Don't Make a Good Cult Ascention Like They Used To

00:19

12

When I Was Younger I had Mono & Was Embarrassed But Then I Saw That the Beach Boys Had It During Pet Sounds Too

00:26

13

People Who Think Titanic is One of the Greatest Films of all Time Peaked in Middle School

01:11

14

The Worst, Longest, Life Changing Acid Trip of My Life Part 2: Can You Help Me? I Haven't Slept in 36 Hours and the Government Wired My GrubHub Order

00:50

15

Avril Lavigne Time Traveled to the Past to Save Our Future and We Don't Give Her Enough Recognition

00:16

16

I Would Love to Join You for Brunch But I have to Go Home, Count My Teeth Collection, and Touch Myself

01:02

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