Salvador Buttersworth Is Better Than Hawthorne Bramblewood

Salvador Buttersworth

12 SONGS • 21 MINUTES • NOV 24 2018

1

I'm Salvador Buttersworth and I'm the Best

01:53

2

Hawthorne Bramblewood Has Copied My Style for Years

01:29

3

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

01:42

4

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

02:29

5

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

01:30

6

Christmas Cheer

01:42

7

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

01:35

8

The Title of the Previous Song Is Referring Specifically to Hawthorne Bramblewood

01:25

9

Some Hard Feelings on Christmas

01:41

10

When This Album Comes out I Wish I Could See the Look on Hawthorne Bramblewood's Stupid Slack-Jawed Face

01:39

11

Merry Christmas to Everyone Except Hawthorne Bramblewood

01:41

12

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

02:33